Dear Kirby Vacuum, How dare you? My mom has a Kirby. She can no longer get it out of the closet, it is too big and heavy. How dare you send your sales staff out to people's homes to coerce unsuspecting consumers into buying these monstrosities? It's similar to dragging a Mini Cooper around the … Continue reading Kirby
Suggestions to kohls. When putting the racks up for us larger sized girls, could you put them further part so we don’t have to squeeze around them? Or is this another shaming thing, like selling us vertical stripes?
Most people have rituals. Making coffee in the morning, feeding the animals, the way the food is laid out on the plate, lighting a cigarette before putting the car in drive. Even which leg goes into the pants first as they're putting them on. These are all rituals, most of them we don't even realize … Continue reading Rituals
There's a volume switch on the TV. One on the radio. Phones can be silenced. Why do microwaves have to be so loud? They beep when you touch the buttons. They beep when they're done. If you don't open the door when they're done they continue to beep at intervals. Microwaves need a silence button. … Continue reading Sounds
Why do they make some stamps so big? I'm referring to postage stamps. The postal employee doesn't always offer you a choice and I think it's because they just have some stamps they want to get rid of. I lived through the era of "going postal". Remember that? seriously, who is going to argue with someone … Continue reading Size does matter
I have a friend whose license plate says "THATSWHY". So many times in life I look back and think "ahhh, that's why." My son was born with a bleeding disorder called Hemophilia. Being adopted I never knew I was a carrier of the gene. For the first 2 decades of his life I was consumed … Continue reading Because
I have really poor eyesight. I'm one of those people that will walk into things without glasses or contacts. I was grateful when technology made it so when I do have to wear glasses they don't hurt my nose like the old days because the glass was thicker. What happens if we have an Apocalypse? Whether … Continue reading See
Today as I was driving I saw a guy. He was what you'd call a ginger, not the orange type red head but the darker red brown. He had a nicely trimmed beard. He also had a hat that matched his hair perfectly. It amazing. I wonder if he did that on purpose.
Back in the early 80's I owned one of the first of the Toyota small pickups. They were considered "top of the line" with their 90 horse power engines. They weighed in at about 2900 pounds. Prior to that pick ups were full sized, big block trucks. It was the first brand new car I'd … Continue reading Physics
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